thats me on the right!!in college
Friday, November 19, 2004
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
There are 10 types of people in this world...
...those who understand binary, and those who don't!!!
Difference b/w men and women's best friends
women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of his wife's best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them
men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them
Monday, October 04, 2004
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
For Software Techies!
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI....
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
No electrons were harmed in the creation of this message.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
No electrons were harmed in the creation of this message.
irshad, irshad!!
Arz kiya hai,
Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha,
cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !
Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola.... 316 entries found !
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be-sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
saley ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh jaaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
So True!!
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
GNU Detergent!!
German supermarket is selling a detergent under the name "Linux".
This will surely help make Linux a household name.Can u guess what 's the punch line ?????????
This will surely help make Linux a household name.Can u guess what 's the punch line ?????????
"Linux will clean your Windows" ....
Thursday, September 23, 2004
My buddy's band's website!!
Vikram, my buddy wants me to post his band's website address on my blog!! so here it is
Vikram plays the bass guitar!
The other Band Members are Tamar(Lead Guitarist and Vocals) and Solomon (Drummer).
He Wants People in the US to know about his band, which is quite good! Their Band is playing at the Rock Fest in IIT, DELHI!!
All the best for the IIT, DELHI Fest, guys!!
The Band's Name is GNARL!!!!
Vikram plays the bass guitar!
The other Band Members are Tamar(Lead Guitarist and Vocals) and Solomon (Drummer).
He Wants People in the US to know about his band, which is quite good! Their Band is playing at the Rock Fest in IIT, DELHI!!
All the best for the IIT, DELHI Fest, guys!!
Wahay!!!
MY new greeting from now on!!
Wahay!!So if you hear me say it, you'll know I'm just saying Hi!!
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Thursday, September 09, 2004
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
RIVER OF BEER DISCOVERED IN GERMANY
Beer lovers and also those who drink it, your wish just came true!!
imagine swimming in a river and having all the beer you wanna
have..............
A PREVIOUSLY undiscovered natural river of beer has been found
deep in Germany's Black Forest.
The existence of the Krautlager River, as it has been named,
came as a pleasant surprise to most Germans as it is not even charted in
maps of their legendary forest. The river of beer is believed to be the
result of a fluke of nature.
Fresh water from an underground spring flows down a riverbed
surrounded by wild hops and barley plants. As the plants are
periodically washed into the river, fermentation eventually occurs. The
result is a delicious golden lager, which bubbles through the woodlands.
Beer lovers from around the world have been making pilgrimages
to the Krautlager River since its discovery earlier this year. Many of
these beer pilgrims have bathed in the beer believing it has magical
powers that can increase their consumption and tolerance levels.
Others just want to drink from the river rather than pay to
drink in a traditional German beer garden. The existence of such a river
has long been a legend in parts of Bavaria. Traditional German folklore
is filled with beer river references, and German schoolchildren are
taught about beer rivers from an early age.
"This is the discovery of the century," explains renowned German
historian and alcoholic Gunther Kaisersteiner
imagine swimming in a river and having all the beer you wanna
have..............
A PREVIOUSLY undiscovered natural river of beer has been found
deep in Germany's Black Forest.
The existence of the Krautlager River, as it has been named,
came as a pleasant surprise to most Germans as it is not even charted in
maps of their legendary forest. The river of beer is believed to be the
result of a fluke of nature.
Fresh water from an underground spring flows down a riverbed
surrounded by wild hops and barley plants. As the plants are
periodically washed into the river, fermentation eventually occurs. The
result is a delicious golden lager, which bubbles through the woodlands.
Beer lovers from around the world have been making pilgrimages
to the Krautlager River since its discovery earlier this year. Many of
these beer pilgrims have bathed in the beer believing it has magical
powers that can increase their consumption and tolerance levels.
Others just want to drink from the river rather than pay to
drink in a traditional German beer garden. The existence of such a river
has long been a legend in parts of Bavaria. Traditional German folklore
is filled with beer river references, and German schoolchildren are
taught about beer rivers from an early age.
"This is the discovery of the century," explains renowned German
historian and alcoholic Gunther Kaisersteiner
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face........... .
> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
>
> This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer
> peripheral problem.
>
> The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on
> the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.
>
> 'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it
> may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU
> (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this
> procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
> properly trained personnel.
>
> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
> examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be
> larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ
> depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be
> replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by
> using the twist off method.
>
> Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive
> handling can result in sudden discharge.
>
> Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
> immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair
> of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
>
> Any customer missing his balls should contact the local
> personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
> Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls
> is an unhappy customer.'
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